Thursday, August 26, 2010

I may have.....

I may have asked the neighbor to go for a walk today.
I may have had 3 eggs for dinner.
I may have stomach issues with eggs.
I may have worn a sweater thinking it was winterish outside.
I may have instantly regretted the sweater and the eggs.
I may have lost control half way through the walk and made the air stink.
I may have eluded the neighbor the first time.
I may not have eluded her the second time.
I may have made the comment "What is that smell?"
I may have felt the awkward silence in the air afterwards.
I may not be the best at impressing people.

3 comments:

The Jensen Family said...

Classic! This is what I call a real woman!

Warren and Kelsey Fairbanks said...

Bahaha! Oh Lindsey. You make me laugh. What were you thinking in wearing a sweater?!

Leggy, Leggy Blonde said...

that's impressive!