I may have.....

I may have asked the neighbor to go for a walk today.
I may have had 3 eggs for dinner.
I may have stomach issues with eggs.
I may have worn a sweater thinking it was winterish outside.
I may have instantly regretted the sweater and the eggs.
I may have lost control half way through the walk and made the air stink.
I may have eluded the neighbor the first time.
I may not have eluded her the second time.
I may have made the comment "What is that smell?"
I may have felt the awkward silence in the air afterwards.
I may not be the best at impressing people.