Handwriting Analysis

The other receptionist at work is kind of adorable. She is extremely friendly and loves to learn as much as she can, which has always impressed me. The other day she was telling me about a new skill she discovered her Grandma had. Her Grandma is a Certified Handwriting Analyst. Random right? She stayed up late and consumed as much information from her Grandma as possible. She wanted to learn as much as she could.

After hearing about it the receptionist and her adorable Grandma decided that the best way to learn is to practice. She had a couple of people at work write a paragraph in cursive. I was excited when she asked me to write one as well. 

I am absolutely terrible at writing in cursive. To be honest I probably haven't written in cursive (besides my signature) for at least 6 or 7 years. So when I started writing a paragraph I found it really difficult. I was worried that my chicken scratch wouldn't even be legible. I handed in my paragraph yesterday. I highly anticipated the results. I I was so excited when I saw the results in my box today.

It has been so fun to read.

Below is what my handwriting said about me.

You dot all your i's so you are detail oriented. 
But you are frustrated with yourself at the moment. (Probably cuz I made you write cursive.) 
You appreciate and understand music. 
You would be good at playing an instrument. 
You have a dry witty humor.
You enjoy subtle clever jokes.
You have a "Sharing" personality and may have a dependence on your mother (emotion, financial, etc.)
You have a natural ability to create things.
You meet challenges well. 
You have some self doubt.
Sometimes you are a slow starter but you always finish things well.
You would be willing to travel a little for sex, but not too far. (:
Your sex drive is normal.
You have good organizational ability but don't always use it.
You have the ability to describe things effortlessly.
You can take a boring subject and make it interesting.
You are overly modest about your body. 
If you went to a doctor you might not tell him everything wrong with you.
You are a follower of all rules and regulations, don't have the courage to break rules.
You have been more influenced by your mother than your father.
You're inventive and find new ways to do things.
You are not satisfied with work or personal goals.
You don't mind taking charge and like self-improvement.

I would say it is pretty spot on. The sex part was absolutely hilarious to me. At work today we compared our findings. I wanted to see if all the others were the same (sometimes I am skeptical). They were all so different. They all went into a lot of details, some of which I knew in regards to the employee because I see them every day but others were a complete surprise, but all confirmed to be true by the specific person. It was so interesting!

It completely made my day!